how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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