She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I met the friendliest cop last night
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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