...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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