Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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