break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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