I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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