i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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