"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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