They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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