just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Randomize
