Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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