you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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