i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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