I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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