At least make sure they are 18
Why
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
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I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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