i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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