You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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