It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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