Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
where does the pee come out of this thing
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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