Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Acid is not a monday night drug
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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