Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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