Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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