Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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