i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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