The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
no you cant smoke seaweed
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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