You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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