Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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