I murdered the dance floor call the cops
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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