It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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