I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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