i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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