And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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