Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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