Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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