lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
