lets start a swedish sibling band together
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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