That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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