didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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