I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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