Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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