He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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