Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
