I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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