you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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