TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them π€
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