i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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