He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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