wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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