about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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