Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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