If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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